How the Married dates The Single
How The Married Dates The Single
The other day I was talking on the phone to my ex having one of our usual friendly chats. He lies, I bust him, it gets heated then I laugh at him and he confesses. Same old same old. Before we were married, my ex was involved with the same trifling tramp that he’s living with now. Don’t get me wrong - I’m not jealous of her being with him. I actually encouraged the union. She was someone that went after that man in the most predatory manner during our marriage and even went as far as to instigate many of the fights we had. However, that’s a whole other blog.
So he starts telling me how he’s not really happy with her . . . She’s just there for convenience . . . He was lonely and she left her husband for him . . She’s not prettier than me . . . She’s not better than me . . . He knows that I would never take him back after what happened between us . . . He will never be happy . . . , blah blah blah . . . I’m listening to him and then it hits me. This is the same shit he used to tell other broads when he was with me. That fuckwit was dogging her to me the same way he did me to other women (only this time worse). He was trying to con me to leave a door open for him. WTF?!! So I told him to cut the crap and called him out on it! I reminded him that I am Gigi and this is America. I’m not from that little small town whence he came where the majority of the residents didn’t have flushing toilets and live with limited electricity. In other words: I KNOW BETTER ASSHOLE!
Do We Really Fall For This Shit? WHY DAMN IT WHY?
I know some people out there seem to be attracted and actually desire married people. Those folks are what we call amoral. When I was married, Sandy, even blatantly called my house and asked for him. I was smarter though, I knew what was going on a lot sooner than I let on and would pester my ex for money. Money I knew he would go get from her. You want to fuck my husband? It’ll cost you.*grins evil* [Folks - this is the absolute truth.] Once I accepted what was happening and the drunken fights were increasing (she used to tell him that he wasn’t really a drunk . . . The cops, judges and counselors were all wrong according to her), I kept playing the game until I almost caught the case . . .
The Common Pick Up LIES Married Folks Tell to Snag A Single Person:
“I’m not happy at home.”
How Gigi James would respond: That’s too bad isn’t it?! Maybe you should get a Hummer or a Home Theater system like most men trying to overcompensate for a small penis would do. Am I your fucking pet? Good. Stroke this.
“I’m just sticking around for the kids.”
La Gigi: Since you’re such a good person, then why don’t you stay at home and baby sit the kids and let him/her go out to the club or movie instead? You are sticking around for the kids aren’t you?
It makes our kids happy to see us together even though we don’t love each other. We even sleep in separate rooms.”
La Gigi: LMAO! Some shrink set that up - because children just thrive in loveless homes! (Where the hell is that Sarcasm Font?!) Okay - my ex and I slept in separate rooms too, but you better believe when the bodies were calling, they were answered. Especially during those frigid winter months when venturing outside was not even a thought! A married couple always roll over onto each other at some time.
“If he/she finds out, he/she will take everything and leave me with nothing.”
La Gigi: *DING DING DING* BAD CREDIT ALERT! BAD CREDIT ALERT! BAD CREDIT ALERT!
“She doesn’t love me, but needs me to pay the bills and I don’t want my kids to think I’m an asshole.”
La Gigi: HELL-OOO! Is it not just as important for the person you’re tying to pick to NOT think you’re an asshole too? Sorry- but that sounds like this person is weak in the sack and the Spouse is fed up with it. *runs to the adult toy store to buy gift certificate*
“I feel so lonely and I need love in my life.”
La Gigi: If responding on the internet then the possible cause for loneliness could either be severe B.O., Chronic Halitosis or a scorching case of a festering fungus. This guy or gal may not be married - but I always wondered how those people on Extreme Makeover with jacked up teeth and kids shouting real loud to inform them and the world over that “Daddy has REALLY bad breath!” got married in the first place. Oh, sorry off subject. BAD OCD! BAD!
“He/She doesn’t make me feel as good as you do.”
La Gigi: This is probably one of the best mind fuckers of them all because we all love to be told that we are Zee Best {uhhh hmmm hmm hm}, this is also a very common line -about as common as the Clap (gonorrhea).
I ended my conversation with my ex who admitted to still fucking around (with some details) with other women. Hey - that cock hungry slappah fought for him (if you think she has never retaliated, that’s another joke. That broad has made an art of tit for tat sex). So now she has to deal. That’s what she signed up for. *smirks*
Dating the Married is wrong. Dead wrong. If anyone can explain a justifiable reason to be romantically involved with a married person - please enlighten me.
www.gigijames.com
www.myspace.com/gigihumor
The other day I was talking on the phone to my ex having one of our usual friendly chats. He lies, I bust him, it gets heated then I laugh at him and he confesses. Same old same old. Before we were married, my ex was involved with the same trifling tramp that he’s living with now. Don’t get me wrong - I’m not jealous of her being with him. I actually encouraged the union. She was someone that went after that man in the most predatory manner during our marriage and even went as far as to instigate many of the fights we had. However, that’s a whole other blog.
So he starts telling me how he’s not really happy with her . . . She’s just there for convenience . . . He was lonely and she left her husband for him . . She’s not prettier than me . . . She’s not better than me . . . He knows that I would never take him back after what happened between us . . . He will never be happy . . . , blah blah blah . . . I’m listening to him and then it hits me. This is the same shit he used to tell other broads when he was with me. That fuckwit was dogging her to me the same way he did me to other women (only this time worse). He was trying to con me to leave a door open for him. WTF?!! So I told him to cut the crap and called him out on it! I reminded him that I am Gigi and this is America. I’m not from that little small town whence he came where the majority of the residents didn’t have flushing toilets and live with limited electricity. In other words: I KNOW BETTER ASSHOLE!
Do We Really Fall For This Shit? WHY DAMN IT WHY?
I know some people out there seem to be attracted and actually desire married people. Those folks are what we call amoral. When I was married, Sandy, even blatantly called my house and asked for him. I was smarter though, I knew what was going on a lot sooner than I let on and would pester my ex for money. Money I knew he would go get from her. You want to fuck my husband? It’ll cost you.*grins evil* [Folks - this is the absolute truth.] Once I accepted what was happening and the drunken fights were increasing (she used to tell him that he wasn’t really a drunk . . . The cops, judges and counselors were all wrong according to her), I kept playing the game until I almost caught the case . . .
The Common Pick Up LIES Married Folks Tell to Snag A Single Person:
“I’m not happy at home.”
How Gigi James would respond: That’s too bad isn’t it?! Maybe you should get a Hummer or a Home Theater system like most men trying to overcompensate for a small penis would do. Am I your fucking pet? Good. Stroke this.
“I’m just sticking around for the kids.”
La Gigi: Since you’re such a good person, then why don’t you stay at home and baby sit the kids and let him/her go out to the club or movie instead? You are sticking around for the kids aren’t you?
It makes our kids happy to see us together even though we don’t love each other. We even sleep in separate rooms.”
La Gigi: LMAO! Some shrink set that up - because children just thrive in loveless homes! (Where the hell is that Sarcasm Font?!) Okay - my ex and I slept in separate rooms too, but you better believe when the bodies were calling, they were answered. Especially during those frigid winter months when venturing outside was not even a thought! A married couple always roll over onto each other at some time.
“If he/she finds out, he/she will take everything and leave me with nothing.”
La Gigi: *DING DING DING* BAD CREDIT ALERT! BAD CREDIT ALERT! BAD CREDIT ALERT!
“She doesn’t love me, but needs me to pay the bills and I don’t want my kids to think I’m an asshole.”
La Gigi: HELL-OOO! Is it not just as important for the person you’re tying to pick to NOT think you’re an asshole too? Sorry- but that sounds like this person is weak in the sack and the Spouse is fed up with it. *runs to the adult toy store to buy gift certificate*
“I feel so lonely and I need love in my life.”
La Gigi: If responding on the internet then the possible cause for loneliness could either be severe B.O., Chronic Halitosis or a scorching case of a festering fungus. This guy or gal may not be married - but I always wondered how those people on Extreme Makeover with jacked up teeth and kids shouting real loud to inform them and the world over that “Daddy has REALLY bad breath!” got married in the first place. Oh, sorry off subject. BAD OCD! BAD!
“He/She doesn’t make me feel as good as you do.”
La Gigi: This is probably one of the best mind fuckers of them all because we all love to be told that we are Zee Best {uhhh hmmm hmm hm}, this is also a very common line -about as common as the Clap (gonorrhea).
I ended my conversation with my ex who admitted to still fucking around (with some details) with other women. Hey - that cock hungry slappah fought for him (if you think she has never retaliated, that’s another joke. That broad has made an art of tit for tat sex). So now she has to deal. That’s what she signed up for. *smirks*
Dating the Married is wrong. Dead wrong. If anyone can explain a justifiable reason to be romantically involved with a married person - please enlighten me.
www.gigijames.com
www.myspace.com/gigihumor
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